It's your funeral.

Sending an Email to me at the address below gives me express permission to use and abuse it as I please. If you're going to ask me a stupid question, please at least check the INFO! section to see if it has already been answered there. I'll try to reply to Email, unless it's really stupid.

Remember: I am Jeffton Bopeton III. If I so desire, I can crush your frail body and the soul that inhabits it. Do not waste my time.

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