It's your funeral.
Sending an Email to me at the address below gives me express permission to use and abuse it as I please. If you're going to ask me a stupid question, please at least check the INFO! section to see if it has already been answered there. I'll try to reply to Email, unless it's really stupid.
Remember: I am Jeffton Bopeton III. If I so desire, I can crush your frail body and the soul that inhabits it. Do not waste my time.